25個有關Linus Torvalds的鮮爲人知的事實——神祕而風趣

Many people consider Linus Torvalds as the world's greatest computer programmer/hacker. That's why it's no surprise that most of his loyal fans have praised him and have told stories about his amazing accomplishments.

許多人認爲Linus Torvalds是世界上最偉大的程序員和黑客。因此，就算大部分粉絲對他歌功頌德，你也不會以爲驚訝。

For those of you who want to know more about Torvalds, perhaps you may want to read these mythical and rather humorous facts about the man:

對於那些想深刻了解Torvalds的人，也許你想看到如下這些有關Linus Torvalds的鮮爲人知的事實——神祕而風趣。

1.  Linus Torvalds's first words were syscalls.
    Linus Torvalds說的第一句話是syscalls。


2.  Linus Torvalds's DNA is in binary.
    Linus Torvalds的DNA是二進制的。


3.  Linus Torvalds's first written program had artificial intelligence.
    Linus Torvalds寫的第一個程序又人工智能。


4.  Linus Torvalds already has Linux 3.0. He is just keeping it to himself to build suspense.
    Linus Torvalds老早就用Linux 3.0了。他只是想保持神祕感。


5.  Linus Torvalds can touch MC Hammer.
    Linus Torvalds能接觸MC Hammer（誰來的？）。


6.  Linus Torvalds doesn't worry about Micro$oft patent crap, he simply does "sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null".
    Linus Torvalds不擔憂Micro$oft製造的垃圾，他只須要簡單的這樣作"sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null"。


7.  Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds... in his head.
    Linus Torvalds能在5秒內運行完死循環……在他腦海裏。


8.  Linus Torvalds can install Gentoo in under a week.
    Linus Torvalds能在一週內安裝完成Gentoo。


9.  Linus Torvalds can stop a BSOD... on Vista 64-bit. 
    Linus Torvalds能解決藍屏死機問題……說的是Vista 64-bit。


10. Linus Torvalds doesn't need anti-virus software.
    Virii need anti-Linus software. Linus Torvalds不須要殺毒軟件。殺毒軟件須要安裝防Linus軟件。


11. Linus Torvalds doesn't wear glasses anymore, not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.
    Linus Torvalds不會再戴眼鏡了，不是由於他作鐳射眼睛手術，而是他在腦殼裏配置好了xorg.conf


12. Linus Torvalds wrote the whole kernel in binary and reverse engineered it to C code for others benefit.
    Linus Torvalds用機器碼寫了整個內核而後逆向工程生成C語言以方便別人看。


13. Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
    Linus Torvalds能在他的腦殼裏玩3D遊戲，是實時翻譯源代碼那種。


14. Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.
    Linus Torvalds看一眼你的桌面就知道你瀏覽了哪些色情網站，是過去10年的哦。


15. Linus Torvalds's computer's clock isn't synchronized with the world. The world synchronizes with Linus Torvalds's clock.
    Linus Torvalds的電腦時鐘不一樣步世界時鐘。世界時鐘同步Linus Torvalds的電腦時鐘。


16. Linus Torvalds surfs the web using nothing but netcat.
    Linus Torvalds用netcat上網。


17. Linus Torvalds has developed warp drive, sun destroying bombs and a ray that can teleport him a new sausage each day before he drinks his morning beer.
    Linus Torvalds在他喝早餐啤酒前，開發了曲速引擎、太陽毀滅炸彈和一種天天能出送他一條新香腸的射線。


18. Linus Torvalds doesn't push the flush toilet button, brush his teeth, shower or clean his house; he simply says, "make clean".
    Linus Torvalds不沖廁所，刷牙，洗澡還有清理他的房子，他只須要簡單的說，make clean。（好冷）


19. Linus Torvalds can defragment an NTFS partition by hand.
    Linus Torvalds能用手清理Windows分區的碎片。


20. Linus Torvalds doesn't debug. His programs are always perfect.
    Linus Torvalds不調試程序。他的程序老是很完美。


21. Linus Torvalds is real, unless declared Integer. （這句原文有味點，不翻譯了）


22. Linus Torvalds can delete the universe by typing rm -rf /.
    Linus Torvalds能刪除宇宙，rm -rf /


23. Linus Torvalds does not sleep; he hacks. （雙關？）


24. Linus Torvalds's favorite joke is HURD.
    Linus Torvalds最喜歡的笑話是微內核。


25. Linus Torvalds didn't design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.
    Linus Torvalds沒有設計Linux在i386上跑。因特爾設計i386來跑Linux。

More Linus Torvalds facts can be found HERE.

這篇東西是在看《Linux創始人Torvolds榮獲2014年IEEE計算機先驅獎》發現的，由於以爲比較有趣，內容不算多，順手翻譯了。水平有限，還請原諒。若是你以爲有更好的翻譯方法，說粗來吧。