用計算機語言寫的癡心男的一輩子歷程

        這是一個癡心的男孩的一輩子歷程：

             int age = 0; //你的年齡
                 int age2; //追女生的年齡
                 int life; //你的壽命

                 void main()
                {
                         if(你出生順利)
                        {
                                 //繼續生存
                                 if(age<=8)
                                {
                                        玩死你;
                                     //就這幾年，好好玩吧
                                        age++;
                                }
                                 else
                                {
                         message.box(你該上學了！);
                     while(!你上完學 || age<=24)
                                        {
                                                好好學習;
                                                age++;
                                        }
                                         if(you find a job)
                                        {     //工做
                                                you are working;    
                                                 if(age==age2)
                                                {
                                                         break ;
                                                }
                                                age++;
                                        }
                                         else
                                        {        
                                 go on to find a job;
                                                 if(age=age2)
                                                {
                                                         break ;
                                                }
                                                age++;
                                        }

                             if(you loving a girl)
                                        {
                                                 //追女生
for(age;age<=age2+你追女生的年限;age++)
                                                {
                                                         if(你追上了)
                                                        {
                                                    go on life;
                                     // 結婚、生孩子、工做
                                                        }
                                                         else
                                                        {
                                         while (!追上女生)
                                                                {
                                                         你繼續追;
age++;                                                                
                                                        
if(your life is over || her life is over)
                                                                        {
                                                                                 break ;
                                                                        }
                                                                }
                                                        }
                                                }
                                        }

                                }

                        }
                         else
                        {
                                life is Over;    
                             //你的生命結束
                        }

                }